I don’t text anyone because I’m not convinced any of you are real and not just figments of my imagination.

I think my hard drive is failing have to defrag every 2 days or my computer turns to shit.

Told myself I’m going to start being healthy. 2 hours later I’m eating pizza and drink soda.

I’ll start tomorrow.

I’ve seen enough selfies for the next decade.

I have to go in for my physical and orientation next week so I should probably start attempting to be healthy.

Hi alexis

Mood: can’t stop eating pretzels

yo

Who wants to play doom bots with me later?